Contact us

There are several ways to contact us. Please, read below to find the appropriate one.

Friendly informal contacts

For simple, friendly requests, just visit our Facebook page, friend us and drop us a message.
It’s not going to be considered official — therefore we will answer fast.
If you want to contact Suren personally — follow the same instructions. Start by friending us on Facebook.

Formal requests from lawyers and turgid snobs

If you need to send us something really official with signatures and confirmations, you have to use snail mail. Here is the address:
K. 117 Vernadsky Research Base, Antarctic region, Galindez Island, Ukraine (write 65°14’44.6"S 64°15’26"W instead of a ZIP code.)

We understand that snail mail can be slow and modern business needs to move fast. In order to serve you better, we encourage you to use our web-form.







(sorry, we have to make sure the form is filled out by an actual human, not a bot). Please, fill out the missing lines of text. Type all symbols exactly as they appear in the original text. If it’s an unbelievable case and your memory fails you, feel free to google the following quote:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote

The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same

Old style fellows and serious people

Emails are still here. mail@youhavedownloaded.com — That will do it. However, if you belong to one of the categories described above — we reserve the right to delete your email since it was improperly filed. The same goes for things like "If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient..." and "consider the environment and do not print..." Na-ah. Behave. We are men of reason and we like to deal with our kind. Be reasonable. Otherwise, look up. That’s for you.

Haters and people who want to tell us what to do

You can send angry emails to eat__it@youhavedownloaded.com. Feel free to replace the dots with the appropriate letters. However, you can use the email as is. Then we’ll know that you’re a hypocrite too.

Copyright Holders

Guys, why do you read this? Shouldn’t you have stopped reading at the "serious people" part? This site is a joke. But its data is not. Two paragraphs up, please.

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Don't take it seriously

The privacy policy, the contact us page — it’s all a joke. We came up with the idea of building a crawler like this and keeping the maintenance price under $300 a month. There was only one way to prove our theory worked — to implement it in practice. So we did. Now, we find ourselves with a big crawler. We knew what it did but we didn’t know how to use it. So we decided to make a joke out of it. That’s the beauty of jokes — you can make them out of anything.

However, if you have a better idea — don’t hesitate to contact us.